Block Chain Everything

Definitions

1. A mocking phrase for the habit of proposing blockchain technology for problems that do not genuinely require it. In tech slang, it criticizes solution-first thinking driven by hype rather than by actual constraints.

   In plain English: A joking criticism of using blockchain for everything whether it fits or not.

   Example: "The strategy memo tried to block chain everything, including simple audit logs that would have been cheaper and clearer in a normal database."

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