Blazing Fast

Definitions

1. An overused marketing phrase in developer tool READMEs and landing pages claiming exceptional performance, often without benchmarks. Has become a meme because nearly every new JavaScript bundler, framework, and database claims to be 'blazing fast.'

   In plain English: A cliche marketing term that every developer tool uses to claim it's really fast.

   Example: "The README says it's blazing fast — so did the last three tools we tried that turned out to be marginally faster than the old one."

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